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Corn Dog Dessert Burger. Instead of a bun, they use two corn dogs, and the filling inside is rainbow-colored cotton candy.

Double Corn Dog. A foot-long corn dog is battered in another foot-long corn dog that’s been flash-frozen, ground up, and made into a batter.

The Corn Dog Centipede. A foot-long corn dog that has been improbably and mysteriously stuffed with 10,000 corn dogs that are the size of a grain of sand.

Deep-Fried Sno-Cone.

Extra-Buttered Corn. An ear of good ol’ fashioned corn-on-the-cob, slathered in hot butter, but then also buttered from within because the farmers squirted butter into the corn from a crop dusting plane while the corn was still growing.

Chocolate Donut Funnel Cake. A funnel cake that takes the form of a funnel, and it’s used to more easily drop into the mouth the included bag of double-fried, chocolate frosting-injected donut holes.

Elephant Ear Sub Sandwich. It’s a sandwich, but instead of bread they use two elephant ears, and instead of sandwich filling they use three elephant ears.

Shave Ice-Flavored Sno-Cone.

Sno-Cone-Flavored Shave Ice.

Deep-Fried Dark Snickers Bar. It’s not a dark chocolate Snickers; rather, the “Dark” refers to the fact that this Snickers Bar is hiding a “dark secret,” and that dark secret is that it is two deep-fried Snickers Bars.

Extra-Creamy Insulin. Fairgoers have said it’s the creamiest insulin they’ve ever had.

The Most Delicious Lipitor in the World. Fairgoers have said it tastes much better than homemade Lipitor.

“Cheeeez!”

Coca-Cola Syrup Trough. A private, six-foot-long trench of the secret ingredient that makes Coca-Cola taste great: Coca-Cola syrup.

Chicken-Fried Butter.

Three Handfuls of Shortening. Served hot, on a stick.

Bowl of Lukewarm Oil. Served with dipping oil.

Fried Fried.

Cotton Fat. Fat is heated, whipped, and served atop a paper cone. Whimsical and tasty!

Deep-Fried Oxygen.

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